5 cars that will not get you laid

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5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by Madame » Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:47 am

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Five cars 'guaranteed' to never get you laid

5.) 2009 Chevrolet Aveo5
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4.) 2008 Jeep Commander / Dodge Durango / Chrysler Aspen E85
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3.) 2008 Jeep Compass
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2.) 2008 Toyota Prius
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1.) ANY Minivan
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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by Ralph » Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:26 am

Oh really? Any car can lead to amor if it has a decent stereo system AND the hopeful guy driving it has cleverly put a Dittersdorf CD on.
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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by Madame » Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:39 am

Ralph wrote:Oh really? Any car can lead to amor if it has a decent stereo system AND the hopeful guy driving it has cleverly put a Dittersdorf CD on.
Oh, so THAT's why they call it the Smart car :)


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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by Ted » Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:59 am

Ralph's beard can hardly fit in that
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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by piston » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:29 am

During my grandpa's time:
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During my pa's time:
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During my college years:
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My children's college years:
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My grand-children college years:
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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by Harold Tucker » Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:15 am

Back in the 70's I managed to score occasionally despite my ownership of an AMC Pacer:

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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by piston » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:25 am

The AMC Matador had lots of space for late-evening fantasies about Spanish conquistadores.
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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by BWV 1080 » Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:39 am

Harold Tucker wrote:Back in the 70's I managed to score occasionally despite my ownership of an AMC Pacer:

I do not think transactions involving the exchange of cash count
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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by Madame » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:28 pm

piston wrote:The AMC Matador had lots of space for late-evening fantasies about Spanish conquistadores.
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It came from good breeding :)
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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by living_stradivarius » Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:08 pm

piston wrote:During my grandpa's time:
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During my pa's time:
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During my college years:
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My children's college years:
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My grand-children college years:
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If we follow the logical progression and the title of this thread, that spells the end of human civilization!
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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by slofstra » Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:22 pm

Excuse me, madame, we would prefer to see the 'other' kind of car ...
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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by Gary » Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:59 pm

Ralph wrote:Oh really? Any car can lead to amor if it has a decent stereo system AND the hopeful guy driving it has cleverly put a Dittersdorf CD on.
You forgot two cans of Diet Coke in the cup holders, Ralph. :wink:
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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by Madame » Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:45 am

slofstra wrote:Excuse me, madame, we would prefer to see the 'other' kind of car ...
Bugatti Veyron €1,100,000
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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by Wallingford » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:20 am

FORGET about a car that won't get you laid.

What's needed is a car that won't get you laid up.
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Re: 5 cars that will not get you laid

Post by living_stradivarius » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:20 pm

Gary wrote:
Ralph wrote:Oh really? Any car can lead to amor if it has a decent stereo system AND the hopeful guy driving it has cleverly put a Dittersdorf CD on.
You forgot two cans of Diet Coke in the cup holders, Ralph. :wink:
On a car that runs on Diet Gas.
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