Jared authorizes AF1 call from POTUS to fake senator

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Jared authorizes AF1 call from POTUS to fake senator

Post by jserraglio » Sat Jun 30, 2018 3:00 pm

http://stutteringjohnpodcast.libsyn.com ... -podcast-4

PRESIDENT TRUMP [from Air Force I, believing he is talking to New Jersey Democratic Senator Robert Menendez]: Hi Bob.

FRIEND of "STUTTERING JOHN" MELENDEZ [posing as Sen. Bob Menendez and hereafter referred to as "MELENDEZ"]: Hey, how are you?

TRUMP: How are you? Congratulations on everything, we're proud of you. Congratulations, great job. You went through a tough, tough situation and I don't think a very fair situation, but congratulations.

MELENDEZ: Thank you so much, and, you know, I'm sorry to bother you Mr. President, but obviously my constituents are giving me a lot of beans about this immigration thing. I know that you did something very noble, by trying to change back with their families, but I have to answer to them. What can I tell them you're going to do in moving forward?

TRUMP: Bob, let me just tell you, I want to be able to take care of this situation every bit as much as anybody else . It's at top level. I'd like to do the larger solution rather than the smaller solution. You know, they're doing them step-by-step. I think we can do the whole thing. You know, I have a good relationship with the party, you have a good relationship with the party. And I think we can do a real immigration bill. We have to have security at the border, we have to have it. I mean, look, you got 60% of the country [saying] you got to have security at the border. And that's a good issue for the Democrats too, Bob. It's not like it's good for you or good for me. It's good for both of us.

MELENDEZ: No, I understand that. No, but I am Hispanic, so I have to ... I'm sure you understand.

TRUMP: Oh I understand.

MELENDEZ: You know, I have to look into my people as well. You understand.

TRUMP: I agree, I agree. So Bob, let me do this. I'm on Air Force One. I'm just coming back, we're at an amazing rally in North Dakota, actually.

MELENDEZ: Yeah, I saw the speech. I saw the speech.

TRUMP: ... You know, it's a tough break.

MELENDEZ: No, I saw the speech. And I thought it was a great speech, but if I can just ask you one more thing. You know, Mr. President, as far as the new Justice, I'm sure you've heard, I'm sure you know that Justice Kennedy is retiring. And you know, Justice Kennedy was a Reagan appointee. I'm begging you, are you going to go more moderate, or are thinking you're going to go more conservative?

TRUMP: Well, I haven't looked, I mean I have a list of people. I have a big list of people, Bob, and we'll take a look at it. And we're going to make a decision. I'll probably make it over the next couple of weeks.

MELENDEZ: Because I promise you, you will have my vote. I will help you if you don't go too, too conservative. You know what I'm saying?

TRUMP: Yeah. Well, we will talk to you about it. We're going to probably make a decision, Bob, over the next two weeks. We have some great choices. And be done over the next 12 to 14 days.

MELENDEZ: Alright. Well, please, you know, keep me informed. And good luck on your trip. And thank you so much for taking my call.

TRUMP: You take care, I will speak to you soon, Bob. Take care of yourself.

MELENDEZ: Alright thanks. Thanks, Mr. President.

TRUMP: Thank you, Bob. I'll talk to you soon. Bye.

MELENDEZ: Alright, baba-booey to you.
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Re: Wanna chat about politics with Donald? Easy peasy

Post by jserraglio » Sat Jun 30, 2018 4:56 pm

New Jersey Senator Robert Menendez (the real one) issued a statement yesterday afternoon:
As someone who has spent my entire career trying to convince Republicans to join me in reforming our nation’s broken immigration system, I welcome any opportunity to have a real conversation with the president on how to uphold the American values that guided our family-based immigration policy for the past century. Tearing children apart from their mothers is not part of our proud history. Thus far, this White House has only sabotaged every good-faith effort to find bipartisan common ground on immigration.

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Re: Jared authorizes AF1 call from POTUS to fake senator

Post by lennygoran » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:30 pm

Come on, Jared is okay now-he got his security clearance! Regards, Len :lol: :lol: :lol:

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