Relationship advice for girls from a Labor hopeful at the next federal election
Relationship advice for girls from a Labor hopeful at the next federal election
It just gets better; one day you've got the righteous and the good on your side, together with all the truths,lecturing and hectoring - and the next thing you know you haven't! I searched and searched and couldn't find this story in any of the Left media. No surprise; it's only those on the conservative side of politics who have a problem with women!!
Decency alert: the man who wrote this is in a trades union; the backbone of the modern Labor Party.
Getting over a break-up: Quotes from Labor preselection candidate's published guide:
1.“You’ve gotta stop thinking like a girl. That’s right, it’s time for you to start thinking outside the kitchen.”
2.“It’s true – girls make dumb decisions time after time.”
3.“At least in pornos there is plausible plot development, i.e., pizza delivery and the girl has no payment.”
4.“This book isn’t going to teach you how to hang onto a guy (for this we generally recommend some kind of cookbook and/or the Karma Sutra.”
5.“In a break-up girls are often their own worst enemy. They turn a moderately painful break up into a break-up that makes World War Two look like a back alley pub fight.”
6.“If you cry at work after a break-up it will make your male colleagues less interested in sleeping with you at the office Christmas Party, knowing how emotionally unstable you are. Bunny boilers are very scary – trust us.”
7.“Tip: The Blame Game is just like Monopoly – it’s boring for everyone involved, takes way too long, doesn’t involve real money and will most likely result in an act of domestic violence.”
8.“He was a casual sex partner, not a boyfriend. His only real obligation to you was to not give you any diseases and to give you enough money for a cab or the morning after pill.”
9.“’Landing a man’ is often more important to a girl than her career, inner fulfilment, personal ambition, well-being or bigger boobs.”
10.“While Suzie looks a helluva lot better, she is still fundamentally the same crazy bitch that she was when she was dumped.”
11.“Alcohol is not free – it doesn’t just magically appear in women’s hands after smiling at a guy – some idiot had to buy it for you.”
12.“As a result of extra attention from men, Suzie makes an error in judgement thinking that she is popular and these guys are genuinely interested in her as a person. They are not. Suzie is not popular, her vagina is. Suzie is effectively a living and breathing blow up doll.”
13.“Girls need to stop having sex with their ex’s (sic). It is amazing how many girls get this one wrong as it’s the simplest yet hardest rule for girls to follow.”
14.“Single guys have infrequent and unsatisfying sex with ugly women.”
15.“Suzie loved her ex, much the same way as a pig loves not being bacon. She seeks the counsel of her idiot friends – unsurprisingly Suzie’s idiot friends dole out idiotic advice.”
16.“Suzie wakes up in the morning (after having casual sex) and feels like a cheap slut.”
17.“You may **** ******** so much of his DNA that you are now genetically the same person.”
18.“You also may have the same sexual quirks with your ex. If that’s the case it is perfectly understandable that you want to continue the sexual exploration between you, your ex and his dog.”
19.“Girls that can have sex without emotion: Sluts, Crazy Bitches and Girls on European Vacation.”
20.“A rumour goes around about Suzy’s ex finger banging another woman (total slut, after all, everyone knows that if you are going to finger bang you do it on the dance floor and not at the bar).”
Decency alert: the man who wrote this is in a trades union; the backbone of the modern Labor Party.
Getting over a break-up: Quotes from Labor preselection candidate's published guide:
1.“You’ve gotta stop thinking like a girl. That’s right, it’s time for you to start thinking outside the kitchen.”
2.“It’s true – girls make dumb decisions time after time.”
3.“At least in pornos there is plausible plot development, i.e., pizza delivery and the girl has no payment.”
4.“This book isn’t going to teach you how to hang onto a guy (for this we generally recommend some kind of cookbook and/or the Karma Sutra.”
5.“In a break-up girls are often their own worst enemy. They turn a moderately painful break up into a break-up that makes World War Two look like a back alley pub fight.”
6.“If you cry at work after a break-up it will make your male colleagues less interested in sleeping with you at the office Christmas Party, knowing how emotionally unstable you are. Bunny boilers are very scary – trust us.”
7.“Tip: The Blame Game is just like Monopoly – it’s boring for everyone involved, takes way too long, doesn’t involve real money and will most likely result in an act of domestic violence.”
8.“He was a casual sex partner, not a boyfriend. His only real obligation to you was to not give you any diseases and to give you enough money for a cab or the morning after pill.”
9.“’Landing a man’ is often more important to a girl than her career, inner fulfilment, personal ambition, well-being or bigger boobs.”
10.“While Suzie looks a helluva lot better, she is still fundamentally the same crazy bitch that she was when she was dumped.”
11.“Alcohol is not free – it doesn’t just magically appear in women’s hands after smiling at a guy – some idiot had to buy it for you.”
12.“As a result of extra attention from men, Suzie makes an error in judgement thinking that she is popular and these guys are genuinely interested in her as a person. They are not. Suzie is not popular, her vagina is. Suzie is effectively a living and breathing blow up doll.”
13.“Girls need to stop having sex with their ex’s (sic). It is amazing how many girls get this one wrong as it’s the simplest yet hardest rule for girls to follow.”
14.“Single guys have infrequent and unsatisfying sex with ugly women.”
15.“Suzie loved her ex, much the same way as a pig loves not being bacon. She seeks the counsel of her idiot friends – unsurprisingly Suzie’s idiot friends dole out idiotic advice.”
16.“Suzie wakes up in the morning (after having casual sex) and feels like a cheap slut.”
17.“You may **** ******** so much of his DNA that you are now genetically the same person.”
18.“You also may have the same sexual quirks with your ex. If that’s the case it is perfectly understandable that you want to continue the sexual exploration between you, your ex and his dog.”
19.“Girls that can have sex without emotion: Sluts, Crazy Bitches and Girls on European Vacation.”
20.“A rumour goes around about Suzy’s ex finger banging another woman (total slut, after all, everyone knows that if you are going to finger bang you do it on the dance floor and not at the bar).”
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Re: Relationship advice for girls from a Labor hopeful at the next federal election
Katty!
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Re: Relationship advice for girls from a Labor hopeful at the next federal election
Decent folks, beware! Predatory Liberal Party Boys are on the prowl unchecked in Canberra's Parliament House.
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Here the dirty deeds of both parties are laid out in encyclopedic detail for all to see.
2021 Australian Parliament House sexual misconduct allegations
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Aust ... llegations
Australian Parliament House, Canberra, where a rape is alleged to have occurred in 2019
In February and March 2021, a number of allegations involving rape and other sexual misconduct against women involving the Australian Parliament and federal politicians were raised, causing controversy especially for the federal Liberal-National Morrison Government. Two separate allegations involve rape, which have also sparked discussions over workplace culture, systemic misogyny and victim blaming within the Morrison Government. Since then, other female politicians and staff working in Canberra have publicly told of their experiences of inappropriate sexual behaviour against them.
Contents
1 2019 rape allegation by Brittany Higgins
2 1988 rape allegation against Christian Porter
3 Further allegations
3.1 Australian Labor Party allegations
3.2 Lewd photos and videos
3.3 Alleged comments by Eric Abetz
3.4 Behaviour of Andrew Laming
4 Fallout, public relations and reactions
5 See also
6 References
The rest of the article is here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Aust ... llegations
2021 Australian Parliament House sexual misconduct allegations
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Aust ... llegations
Australian Parliament House, Canberra, where a rape is alleged to have occurred in 2019
In February and March 2021, a number of allegations involving rape and other sexual misconduct against women involving the Australian Parliament and federal politicians were raised, causing controversy especially for the federal Liberal-National Morrison Government. Two separate allegations involve rape, which have also sparked discussions over workplace culture, systemic misogyny and victim blaming within the Morrison Government. Since then, other female politicians and staff working in Canberra have publicly told of their experiences of inappropriate sexual behaviour against them.
Contents
1 2019 rape allegation by Brittany Higgins
2 1988 rape allegation against Christian Porter
3 Further allegations
3.1 Australian Labor Party allegations
3.2 Lewd photos and videos
3.3 Alleged comments by Eric Abetz
3.4 Behaviour of Andrew Laming
4 Fallout, public relations and reactions
5 See also
6 References
The rest of the article is here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Aust ... llegations
Re: Relationship advice for girls from a Labor hopeful at the next federal election
Not sure why Belle posts this stuff. It sounds completely in line with how she describes her sons' attitudes to women, just notches on the bedpost simply gagging to be carved in the wood. Great from her boys, who are so irresistible, but appalling from Labor or a male from the left. It's actually appalling from anyone.
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Re: Relationship advice for girls from a Labor hopeful at the next federal election
Or as a friend of mine put it: Women, can't live with them, can't live with them. His other favourite maxim was: A problem shared is a problem two people have got.
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Generally, I find that men are a lot more concerned with limiting women’s freedoms than in exercising personal freedom for themselves. —Sally Rooney
Re: Relationship advice for girls from a Labor hopeful at the next federal election
Probably entirely true, Joe. My wife needs no encouragement to do as she thinks best, and I wouldn't dream of telling her what to do. Unfortunately, she doesn't have the same reticence. Mind you, an impartial observer would probably agree with her.jserraglio wrote: ↑Tue Jan 25, 2022 5:19 am
Generally, I find that men are a lot more concerned with limiting women’s freedoms than in exercising personal freedom for themselves. —Sally Rooney
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