Pizza: Can You Help This Woman?

[Ralph]

I'm so tied up with pro bono work that I can't take on this woman's plea for help. This just came in an hour ago and I hope you can get involved.

*****

Dear friend,

I seek your permission to introduce myself to you.
I am Mrs Suha Arafat,wife of Yasser Arafat the late
Palestinian ruler.

Before the death of my husband,I had to close my swiss
bank accounts and relocated the funds.I proceeded to
deposit the money as valuables in different private
security companies for safe keeping.This I did when the
French Prosecutors started an inquiry into transfers I
made into banks accounts I have in France.

Please if you can assist in claiming this fund and
investing it in your country,contact me as quickly
as possible along with your full name,contact address
and telephone number in order to give you the contact
Information of the security company in Europe.

At the successful collection of the fund,you shall be
compensated with 25% of the amount collected,5% shall
be set aside to pay for the expenses incurred in the
process of the collection and the balance 70% shall be
retained for the investment.

I count on your absolute confidentiality while
looking forward to your prompt reply.

See this website for more information:

http://www.scotlandonsunday.scotsman.co ... 1314882004

www.blog-irish.com/suha.htm

Regards,

Suha Arafat .

[pizza]

I suggest you extend the scope of your pro bono work. That would be a big help to her.

[Ralph]

I suggest you extend the scope of your pro bono work. That would be a big help to her.

*****

Sure but if YOU were associated with me I could learn soooo much!

[pizza]

I suggest you extend the scope of your pro bono work. That would be a big help to her.

*****

Sure but if YOU were associated with me I could learn soooo much!

Anything you could learn from me wouldn't help your client one whit.

[Ralph]

I suggest you extend the scope of your pro bono work. That would be a big help to her.

*****

Sure but if YOU were associated with me I could learn soooo much!

Anything you could learn from me wouldn't help your client one whit.

*****

Hmmm. Methinks a Clarence Darrow does not in Pizza dwell.

[Donald Isler]

Ralph,

Maybe Pizza would change his mind if she agreed, upon receiving her money, to give the bulk of it to a yeshiva in Modi'in.

[pizza]

Ralph,

Maybe Pizza would change his mind if she agreed, upon receiving her money, to give the bulk of it to a yeshiva in Modi'in.

'Fraid not, Donald. There's a long line of terror victims waiting at the cashier's window. It so happens that the lawyer doing most of that work offices in Modi'in but it ain't me.

[Ralph]

And I just got this e-mail from Suha in response to mine:



Dear Professor Stein,

You are kind to offer beneficial help to me from which we both will do well.

And thank you for sending the whole thread. It is not known but Yassi loved classical music and, funny to relate, he surfed CMG often and had special regard for Mr. Pizza. After a hard day with a jihad rally or a infitada planning board he would listen to CDs, often those recommended by Mr. Pizza. He often said he would like to meet this lawyer.

I know from the board you are single. Perhaps you would like to meet a nice Moslem virgin?

Suha