Lawsuit of the Month

[Ralph]

Ananova:
Pensioner sues over sex marathon

A retired Polish teacher is suing the organisers of a world record sex session after they forgot to pixelate his face.

Leszek Szwerowski, 61, was spotted standing in line to take part in the contest organised as part of the World Sex Championships in 2003.

The contest involved three young women having sex with as many men as they could over the course of several hours.

But Szwerowski, from Warsaw, said the company behind the event, Pink-Press, reneged on promises to keep his identity secret and hide his face on film.

He said he was left embarrassed when his young nephew saw him on a later DVD of the event and told the rest of his family.

He said: "I was told that the faces of the participants would be blurred on the computer on which the film was saved. But this was not the case."

Szwerowski is demanding £2,500 in damages.

[karlhenning]

If that story were not true, Ralph, it would be necessary to invent it.

Cheers,
~Karl

[jbuck919]

Szwerowski is demanding £2,500 in damages.

I see that ATLA has not yet opened a branch in Warsaw.

[Ralph]

Szwerowski is demanding £2,500 in damages.

I see that ATLA has not yet opened a branch in Warsaw.

*****

Get with the program: ATLA, of which I am a member, changed its name months ago to the Alliance for Justice.

[jbuck919]

Szwerowski is demanding £2,500 in damages.

I see that ATLA has not yet opened a branch in Warsaw.

*****

Get with the program: ATLA, of which I am a member, changed its name months ago to the Alliance for Justice.

As a matter of fact, it is the American Association for Justice. So there. (Probably also explains why there's no branch in Warsaw.)

My favorite deceptively neutral organizationl name (in the sense that I disparage the practice) is, I am sorry to say, that of a liberal organization, People for the American Way.

[RebLem]

Perhaps Mr. Szwerowski should get together with that young lady who sued the producers of Girls Gone Wild when she had second thoughts about her participation in one of their videos.

[Ralph]

Szwerowski is demanding £2,500 in damages.

I see that ATLA has not yet opened a branch in Warsaw.

*****

Get with the program: ATLA, of which I am a member, changed its name months ago to the Alliance for Justice.

As a matter of fact, it is the American Association for Justice. So there. (Probably also explains why there's no branch in Warsaw.)

My favorite deceptively neutral organizationl name (in the sense that I disparage the practice) is, I am sorry to say, that of a liberal organization, People for the American Way.

*****

Thanks for the correction. And I'm a card-carrying member.